Foreclosure sale: unfinished stately pleasure dome. Great location, half twenty miles of fertile ground, bordered by sacred river Alph. THE SUNNIEST SPOTS ENFOLDED BY GREENERY IN THE COUNTY! Ideal for hosting lavish parties and storing vast collections of art, statues, neglected spouses, and domesticated wildlife. Potential for metaphor abuse; caveat emptor. All inquiries from Porlock will be ignored.

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