For rent: luxury 2 floor apartment in center city. Professional kitchen. Sunken living room overflowing with broken glass. Sunroom doubles as daughter room if you conceal your disappointment. Never been seen on "to catch a predator." Open source with commercial licensing available. Rows of poplars line the streets of downtown Minneapolis. We're in New York, but that sure does sound nice, right?

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